Hear ye, hear ye. Citizens of the world....

This is not a test. I repeat, this is not a test.

Honest.

Nah, seriously. It's not.

Okay. So now that's out of the way allow myself to introduce...myself.

Yeah okay, so I stole it but someone stole the style from Austin Power's fashion sense.

Let's keep it in perspective here people. I mean really. Come on.

Ooookay then.

Like, *awkward*.

Okay, enough of the freaky, freaky....

Donald Trump on David Letterman? Believe it!
As I write this entry Reegis (hope I spelt it right) is performing the Christmas classic: Rudolph the Rednose Reigndeer. Donald doesn't actually sing (bummer man) but he spins out a few lines: "Rudolph with your nose so bright why don't you guide my frickin' sleigh tonite".

*Tapping the mic and holding it to ear*...

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3, testing.

Hmmm...

I thought this wasn't a test?

The truth is out there.